The Missing Sock Theory - SIGNED COPY with Handmade Bookmark
Limited to 50 copies only
Get a signed copy of The Missing Sock Theory plus a  bookmark designed by me featuring one of the characters from the book.
Why you're stuck (and how to fix it):
You're not broken. You're not missing anything. You're just looking in the wrong place—like searching for a sock in an empty washing machine while it's behind the dryer the whole time.
This book will help you:
Understand why manifestation techniques keep failing you (hint: they're not designed for real humans)
Break free from toxic positivity and spiritual bypassing that keeps you stuck
Set boundaries without guilt or people-pleasing
Process grief and loss without pretending everything is fine
Recognize the patterns keeping you trapped in the same cycles
Reclaim your wholeness without fixing, healing, or perfecting yourself
Through galactic sock puppets, a morally grey cat pirate named Captain Whiskers, quantum physics, and zero-BS spiritual teaching, this book tackles the real reasons you feel incomplete—and shows you that nothing was ever actually missing.
What you get:
Signed copy of the book
Handmade bookmark featuring a character from the book
The satisfaction of supporting an indie author who refuses to follow the rules
Shipping timeline: After February 14th but no later than February 25th (my birthday).
Real talk: Signed copies take longer than expected. I am not Amazon. I'm one human with seven kids, a judgmental cat, and 50 books to sign and ship by hand. Please be generous with your hearts and do not expect prompt shipping. I promise it's worth the wait.
Only 50 available. When they're gone, they're gone.